Janna
Then I learned the kicker: up to 80% of extra virgin olive oil in the U.S. is adulterated. That means it’s cut with—you guessed it—seed oils. After a long personal history with major health issues, I wasn’t about to take that risk. I went looking for the cleanest, most potent olive oil I could find. What I discovered was a farm, a production facility, and a supply chain in Spain that allowed us to create something that didn’t just meet the standard. It rewrote it.
My Morning Ritual
My morning routine is sacred. It protects my energy, my mood, my productivity—and ultimately, my health.
Here’s what it looks like:
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Step 1: My Immortal Shot – the juice of 1 whole lemon + 2 tablespoons of The Immortal
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Step 2: A half water, half coconut water drink to rehydrate
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Step 3: I sit with my coffee and map the tone of my day—grounded, focused, intentional
I’ve done every wellness hack in the book. Nothing has changed my energy, my digestion, and my skin quite like this.
The Difference I Feel
The #1 benefit? It’s what I jokingly call my “number 2.” My digestive system runs clean, fast, and light—every single day.
Beyond that, my skin glows. My hair is thick and strong again after years of thinning. My joints feel younger. And the most important part? I have more energy throughout the day, without relying on caffeine or midday crashes.
What Mainstream Health Gets So Wrong
Mainstream health is built on selling you a deficiency. You’re never enough, so they sell you something to “fix” yourself. For years, I bought into the collagen hype—until I learned it didn’t really do anything.
I’m not anti-supplement or anti-pharma. I’m anti-bandaid. Fix the foundation first:
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Eat clean, whole food
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Train hard
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Sleep deeply
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Get the f*ck outside
Then maybe—maybe—consider supplementation.
Sovereignty Through Wellness
To me, sovereignty means this: your life is not dictated by a broken system, or a broken body.
You have the power to choose your outcomes, when your health isn’t keeping you on the sidelines. You can build muscle. Think clearly. Say yes to adventure. Run your business. Raise a family. Show up for your people.
But none of that happens if you’re inflamed, exhausted, or living in survival mode.
Why We Created The Immortal
When Evan and I realized the scale of the olive oil fraud problem in the U.S., we couldn’t stay quiet. This wasn’t just about starting a business. It was about reclaiming a sacred food—a gift from the goddess Athena herself.
We wanted something we could trust. And more importantly, something we could share with others who also refuse to settle for a system that keeps them sick.
For the Women Reading This
Start by listening to your body. If something feels off, honor that.
Second: lift heavy. Muscle mass is the strongest predictor of longevity. Yoga won’t cut it—get under a barbell.
Third: prioritize animal protein. Build your meals around it.
And lastly: stop being a martyr. Women are taught to sacrifice, to show up for everyone else. But your family doesn’t need a depleted version of you. They need you strong, vibrant, and whole. Start with the basics. Build your foundation. And never apologize for putting your health first.
A Divine Gift
The Immortal isn’t just a product. It’s a sacred offering.
When you hold a bottle, I want you to feel what I feel every morning: that this is more than food. It’s a portal to the life you were meant to live—rich, vibrant, and fully alive.
Because you’re not just eating olive oil. You’re choosing power. You’re choosing sovereignty. You’re choosing immortality.
